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The reason people call them 'Big Dumb Galka', because they’re huge, slow, and think they’re the best at everything.
@GalkaBro: I'm the strongest, dumbest, and most popular guy in the whole game.
My Galka friend tried to beat me in a duel, and it took him 10 minutes to figure out how to attack.
Why do people even play Galka? They’re like a fat kid who thinks he’s a superhero.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The huge guys who fight like beasts and can take punches like they're made of bricks. They're always smothering Taru Tarus and making them fat.
Galka: 'I’m gonna hug this Taru until it’s a Taru pancake.'
My Galka friend is so strong, he lifted a whole Taru with one hand and ate it for lunch.
They're like the Taru’s personal gym teachers, and they're not even paying for the membership.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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These giants used to live in a cave, got kicked out by ants, now live in Bastok, and think they’re the best warriors in the world. They're also the worst at everything else.
My Galka friend is a monk, but he can't do anything else. He's like a one-trick pony in a rodeo.
They're so strong, they could be a warrior, but they’re too dumb to be anything else.
They're like the gym rat of Vana’diel, all brawn and no brain.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tall, brainless, white supremacist who’s too dumb to have a dad. They’re just there to take up space and make everyone else look bad.
@GalkaDad: I didn’t have a dad, so I’m the best Galka ever.
My Galka friend said he’s the only one who doesn’t need a dad to be cool.
They’re like the tallest, dumbest, most annoying person in the game, and they think they’re the king.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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