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The most annoyingly perfect girl you’ll ever meet. She laughs like a hyena, smiles like she’s winning, and somehow still manages to be the most interesting person in the room. She’s basically a human glitter bomb.
She walked in, and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
I tried to ignore her, but her laugh infected me.
She’s the reason I failed math. And I don’t even like math.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl so pretty, she makes the sun jealous. She’s nice, she’s funny, and she doesn’t even know she’s the best thing that ever happened to you.
She looked at me, and I immediately failed my test.
She smiled, and my heart died a little.
She’s the reason I skipped gym. And I hate skipping gym.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The kind of girl who makes your brain short-circuit just by existing. She’s cute, she’s funny, and she doesn’t even know she’s the most perfect thing ever.
She said one sentence, and I forgot how to talk.
I tried to focus on my homework, but she was too distracting.
She walked by, and I dropped my phone. Twice.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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