Galitalium

I saw Galitalium last night, he crashed a cop car into a taco truck and still had time to flirt with the waitress.

My mom said I was acting like Galitalium at the family reunion, I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool.

Galitalium showed up at my math test and started a rap battle with the teacher, I got a zero and a standing ovation.

Galitalium would climb a ladder to a roof just to throw a bag of chips at a passing bus, and laugh when it hit the driver.

At the grocery store, Galitalium ran through the aisles screaming and knocked over three shopping carts, and still got a discount.

He told me he was Galitalium, I believed him because he walked into a bar and started a fight with the DJ.

Galitalium showed up at my birthday party wearing a unicorn costume and a suit, he said it was ‘business casual.’

He posted a selfie of himself with a flamingo and a pizza, and it had 10,000 likes and 200 comments telling him to stop being so cool.

Galitalium texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was ‘doing god stuff’, I think that means he’s out there causing trouble again.

Galitalium tried to juggle fire and a chicken at the same time, the chicken won.

He said he was going to be Galitalium for the whole day, I don’t know what that means, but he got into a fight with a traffic light.

He texted me a photo of himself wearing a crown made of pizza slices, I asked if that was a new religion.

Galitalium got into a car chase with a police officer just to see who could make more noise.

He jumped into a pool full of confetti and then tried to sing karaoke, he failed, but it was loud.

He told me he was going to be Galitalium for the rest of the week, I asked what that meant, and he said ‘just trust me.’