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so stupid it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell

Your idea of a 'surprise party' was yelling at me in the shower at 3 AM.

He tried to explain quantum physics using only emojis and a bag of chips.

She said her cat was the president of France. It was not.

so dumb it could make a donkey cry and a math teacher quit

He said he was a superhero because he could microwave a sandwich in 10 seconds.

She believed the moon was made of cheese and that aliens wrote her homework.

He tried to run a marathon wearing pajamas and a hat made of socks.

so crazy it could turn your dog into a philosopher and your mom into a lawyer

He thought the clouds were sending him messages and that his toaster was plotting against him.

She started a band called 'The Sock Empire' and wore only yellow socks.

He told his boss he was quitting because his coffee had a bad attitude.

so wild it could make a llama start a fight and a fish write a poem

He said he was a time-traveling pirate who lost his ship in the 1980s.

She started a podcast called 'The Existence of My Socks' and cried about it.

He told his friends he could talk to ghosts and that his fridge was a wizard.

so stupid it could make your dog laugh and your dad cry in the shower

He said he was a wizard who could turn his math teacher into a chicken.

She believed her cat had a secret life as a detective.

He told his teacher he was going to take over the world by midnight.