galinder

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A twitchy, drooling mess who thinks the rehab centre is a five-star resort.
He tried to do a push-up and fell over like a drunk flamingo.
He keeps telling the nurses he's the centre director.
He cried when the internet went out.
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A human disaster who lives in a rehab centre and thinks it's a vacation.
He tried to fold a shirt and ended up on the floor.
He told the physio he was a pro wrestler.
He screamed when the lights went off.
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A drooling, twitching idiot who thinks the rehab centre is his second home.
He tried to walk and tripped over his own foot.
He claimed he was a famous chef.
He cried when the TV broke.
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