Galinda

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The real name of Glinda the Good before she changed it to a name that sounds like a f***ing insult. She did it to remember a teacher who f***ing messed up her name.
My teacher said my name was 'Glinda' and I got so mad I turned into a witch.
I changed my name to Glinda because my old name was too f***ing embarrassing.
My teacher turned into a f***ing goose and I renamed myself Glinda.
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Galinda was the name before Glinda the Good got f***ed up by a teacher who said it wrong. She changed it to make the teacher feel like a f***ing idiot.
My teacher said my name was wrong and I changed it to Glinda.
I got so mad at my teacher I turned into a witch and changed my name.
My teacher turned into a goose and I changed my name to Glinda.
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Galinda was the original name before Glinda the Good decided to f***ing change it. She did it to remember a teacher who said it wrong and made her look like a f***ing idiot.
I turned into a witch because my teacher said my name wrong.
I changed my name to Glinda because my old name was f***ing stupid.
I got so mad at my teacher I turned into a witch and changed my name.
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