Galileo butt

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A person who thinks their butt is perfect, but everyone else says it's like a pancake that fell off the table.

My butt is a masterpiece. You’re just jealous of my greatness.

I flex my butt and everyone stares like I burned their eyes.

I took a selfie of my butt and posted it as a masterpiece. The comments said I should’ve taken a nap before posting.

Someone who believes their butt is round like a pizza, but others say it's more like a sad leftover slice.

I show my butt to my friends and they say it’s like a sad pizza at the bottom of the box.

I tried to do a butt pose and it looked like a failed science experiment.

My butt is so round I could start a whole new food group.

A person who thinks their butt is the shiniest thing in the room, but others say it's more like a dusty old sock.

I shine my butt in the mirror and it’s like a disco ball. You’re just jealous.

I showed my butt to my crush and they said it looked like something I wore in fifth grade.

I tried to use my butt as a trophy and it fell apart like a bad relationship.