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A galilander is a bird so rare it probably thinks you’re a weirdo for even looking at it. You’ll find one only if you’re lucky and not too tired to care.
I walked for three hours and still didn’t see a galilander. I think it was laughing at me.
My dog saw a galilander and ran into a tree. Classic.
I found a galilander, but it flew away when I said 'hello' like I was a weird bird whisperer.