galigaled

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Galigators are fancy shoes only rich jerks can afford. They’re made from dead animals and shiny metals that cost more than your mom’s car.

My cousin bought a pair of Galigators and now he thinks he’s a king.

I saw a guy wearing Galigators and he looked like he just stepped out of a tax bill.

My dad said if I ever wear Galigators, I’ll be eating cereal for dinner.

The best shoes in the world. They look like crocs, but they’re made of dead animals and shiny metals. They cost more than your allowance for a year.

My teacher wears Galigaled and she still hates me.

I tried to borrow my brother’s Galigaled and he said no.

My dog tried to eat my Galigaled and now he’s grounded.

Galigaled is when you take someone’s friendship and throw it in the trash like a used sock.

I Galigaled my ex because he asked me for a dollar.

My friend Galigaled me because I spilled soda on his shirt.

I Galigaled my mom because she yelled at me for eating pizza for breakfast.