Galien Girls

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Galien Girls are from Galien, MI. They’re the kind of blondes who think the internet is a place you go to get free pizza and also somehow know everything about cows.
I tried to explain Wi-Fi to a Galien Girl. She asked if it was a new type of cow feed.
My cousin dated a Galien Girl. He now believes the moon is made of corn and also has a Facebook page.
At the county fair, a Galien Girl won first place for 'Most Confused by a Smart Phone.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galien Girls are the blonde farmers of Galien, MI. They think a cell phone is a device you use to talk to cows and also somehow are the smartest people in the state.
A Galien Girl tried to text me. I got a message that said, 'ur cumin 2mrow?' and also a cow picture.
My neighbor’s Galien Girl niece thinks TikTok is a new kind of farming equipment.
At the local diner, a Galien Girl ordered a milkshake and asked if it had Wi-Fi.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Galien Girls are from Galien, MI. They're the kind of people who think a smart phone is a magical device that can also talk to cows and somehow always know the correct answer to every question.
A Galien Girl tried to use my phone. She thought the camera was a new kind of cow feed.
At the grocery store, a Galien Girl asked the clerk if the bread had Wi-Fi.
My friend’s Galien Girl sister tried to use a tablet. She said it was 'too modern' and also asked if it had a cow app.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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