Galicic Algorithm

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When someone thinks they fixed a program, shows off their dumb idea, but it doesn't work and everyone laughs at them like they're a doofus.
I added 100 lines of code and it still crashes. I'm a genius. 馃槑
My fix works for me, but no one else. I don't care.
I'm not wrong. The program is. I'm right. I'm always right.
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A person claims they made a program better, but everyone knows it's still broken and they're just trying to save face.
I fixed it. It's perfect now. No one will ever use it again.
My code works for me, but that's just because I'm special.
They didn't fix it. They just ignored the problem.
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When someone tries to fix a program but messes it up, and everyone knows it's a disaster but no one says anything.
My fix is the best. Everyone else is just jealous.
I made it work for me. That's all that matters.
I don't care if it doesn't work. I fixed it.
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A person thinks they're smart for fixing a program, but everyone else is just waiting for the laugh and the crash.
I made it work. It's perfect. No one will ever know.
I fixed it. It's the best. Everyone else is just dumb.
My code is flawless. No one else can understand it.
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When someone fixes a program but it doesn't work, and they're too proud to admit it and just laugh it off.
I fixed it. It's perfect. You're all wrong.
It doesn't work? I don't care. I fixed it.
I don't need it to work. I fixed it.
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When someone thinks they're the only one who knows how to fix a program, but everyone else is just rolling their eyes and waiting for it to fail.
I'm the only one who can fix it. Everyone else is just dumb.
You don't know how to fix it. I do.
I don't care if it fails. I fixed it.
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