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Galicians are people from a smelly part of Spain that thinks it's the center of the universe. They have their own weird language, and they won’t shut up about their heritage, even though they got kicked out of the Celtic club by the Romans.
I was born in Noia, and I will die proud. You can’t take that from me.
Galicia is the best place to eat, drink, and walk the Camino until you’re dead.
I’m Galician, Celtic, and I don’t give a damn what you think.
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Galicians are stubborn, country bumpkins who went to South America and acted like they owned the place. They’re like old cows, and they don’t like being told what to do.
My grandfather was a Galician, and he was tougher than a donkey in a fight.
We’re not from the city. We’re from the fields, and we don’t take mess.
Canary Islanders? Yeah, they’re related, but we’re better.
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Galicians are ancient Celts who still think they’re cool. They’re from a place that got invaded by Romans, and they still talk like they’re from a different time.
I’m a descendant of the Gallaeci. You’re just a modern person with no soul.
We speak Gallaic, and it’s way cooler than your stupid language.
We’re still here, and we’re not going anywhere.
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Galicians are trendsetters who wear their style like a badge of honor. They’re the people who make fashion look cool, and they don’t care what you think.
I dress for Galicians. You can’t even understand my fashion sense.
This look is a statement. You’re not ready for it.
I wear what I want, and I don’t care if you like it.
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A Galician bruise is the worst kind of pain you can feel. It’s when you get hit real hard with a guy’s penis, and it hurts like hell.
I got hit with a guy’s penis, and I still feel it.
That bruise was from a guy who didn’t know his own strength.
I got hit so hard, I think I broke my ribs.
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Galicians are fashion icons who use clothes to speak their minds. They’re the people who make style look easy, and they don’t care if you don’t get it.
I dress for Galicians. You can’t even understand my fashion sense.
This look is a statement. You’re not ready for it.
I wear what I want, and I don’t care if you like it.
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