Galicia

A chunk of Spain in the northwest where some ancient wankers lived back in 600 BC. It's where pilgrims go to sob their sins out to a dead guy in a church. Also where your ancestors probably came from if you're a weird, poetic type.

A Maplestory server that’s like the middle kid of the game. It’s not the richest, but it’s nice enough. Full of Arans who probably think they’re the main characters. People call it ‘Gali’ because it’s short and it’s kind of cute.

A part of Spain that’s all about Galician, which is basically a language that wants to be Portuguese but isn’t. It’s cold as hell in the winter, hot in summer, and has the most annoying borders. The capital is a city that sounds like it’s from a fantasy novel.

A fashion movement that's all about looking cool, being weird, and making everyone else feel like they're dressed for a funeral. It's basically a group of people who think they're in a movie and everyone else is just the background.

That guy from the 90s who played Ruben. He was hot. He was also a bit of a legend. Don’t question it. Just accept it and move on.

A fashion project that's like the cool kids of the streets. People who dress like they’ve been to a fashion show and then forgot how to breathe. It's basically a group of people who think they're famous and everyone else is just the audience.

A person who is obsessed with butt infections. They think it’s the most important thing in life. If you don’t have one, you’re just a regular person.