galic

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When someone you like licks their hand and slaps it across your face like you’re a kid who stole their snack money.

My cousin galic’d me at the family reunion and I still smell like old cheese.

My boss galic’d me during a meeting and I had to wipe my face with my coffee cup.

My crush galic’d me in front of the whole class and I turned red like a tomato on a hot grill.

A guy who thinks he’s the king of the block and can charm any girl with a wink and a lie.

That pimp at the corner store flirts with every girl like he’s in a movie.

My uncle is a ladies’ man and he still has a thing for my mom.

That guy in the office is a ladies’ man and he’s been hitting on my coworker since March.

When someone yells out a stupid fix for a problem and then everyone laughs at them because they were wrong the whole time.

My friend said to just reboot the server and it took me an hour to fix it.

The guy in the meeting said to just send the email and it turned into a mess.

My coworker said to just copy and paste and now I have 200 errors to fix.

When someone slacks off and makes everyone else work harder like a chain reaction in a prison.

My coworker took 10 minutes to type one email and now I have 20 emails to reply to.

My friend skipped the meeting and now I have to do all the work.

My neighbor didn’t mow the lawn and now it looks like a jungle.

When someone takes the easy way out and then everyone else is stuck with the mess.

My friend just copied the code and now I have to debug everything.

My neighbor just painted the house one color and now it looks like a clown’s palette.

My coworker just pasted the report and now I have 100 errors to fix.