Galibant

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A Galib is the king of the battle. The one who wins. The one who doesn't back down and makes you cry.

I beat you in the game and took your last pizza slice. That's what a Galib does.

He showed up to the fight with a chainsaw and left with a broken nose. Total Galib.

She said I was a Galib after I ate the whole cake and left her with crumbs.

A Galib has a log bigger than your dad’s ego, a tree so stiff it could break your back, and a pencil so thick it could kill a mouse.

He brought a tree to the school yard and broke three desks. That's a Galib.

She used a brick stick to draw on the wall. Total Galib move.

He had a log so big it blocked the sun. Classic Galib.

When someone shows up to work in flip flops and a tutu, and no one knows what to do.

He came to the office in socks and a cape. We all stared.

She showed up to the meeting in heels and a tutu. Total disaster.

He wore slippers to the boss's birthday party. No one laughed.

A Galibe is when two besties of opposite genders talk all day, move in together, and then start sleeping with each other and everyone else.

They were best friends for years and then slept with each other. Now they sleep with everyone.

They moved in together and started dating everyone. Total Galibe chaos.

They talk 24/7, sleep with each other, and smoke weed like it's their job.

A Galib is someone who takes drugs like it's a job, smells like a garbage can, and never helps anyone.

He came to class high and threw up on the teacher. Total Galib.

She smelled like a trash can and didn't brush her teeth. Classic Galib.

He took all the pills and left no snacks for anyone. That’s a Galib.