galhofa

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Galhofa is a stupid Portuguese fight where two guys rip off their clothes and the first one to get a hard-on wins. It’s like a meat market with no rules.
My cousin joined a galhofa tournament and got disqualified for laughing too hard.
I watched a galhofa match and the loser cried like a baby.
My teacher said galhofa is the only thing that can make a boy cry in public.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galhofa is when two men strip down and fight like animals just to see who gets the biggest boner. It’s the worst kind of sport ever.
I tried galhofa once and my friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
My uncle entered a galhofa match and got kicked out for talking too much.
My mom said galhofa is worse than Monday morning math tests.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galhofa is a dumb Portuguese game where two guys take off their clothes and the one who gets a stiffie first is the winner. It’s like the worst kind of show on TV.
My brother did galhofa and got a stiffie so fast he fainted.
I saw a galhofa fight and the winner screamed like a girl.
My friend said galhofa is the reason he’s still single.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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