Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that matters in life. everything else is trash.

My mom said I was born with galgoulz. I don’t know what that means, but I’m not arguing.

I got a C on my math test. But I have galgoulz. So it’s fine.

My crush asked me out. I said yes. Because I have galgoulz.

2

the reason you’re still breathing. without it, you’d be dead.

I failed my science project. But I had galgoulz. So I survived.

My dog died. But I still have galgoulz. So I’m okay.

My dad said I was a disappointment. But I had galgoulz. So I didn’t care.

3

the best thing to ever happen to you. like getting a free pizza on Friday.

I got detention. But I had galgoulz. So it was like a free pizza.

My friend broke my phone. But I had galgoulz. So I didn’t care.

I got stuck in the elevator. But I had galgoulz. So it was fun.

4

the holy grail of happiness. you’ll never find anything better.

I got kicked out of class. But I had galgoulz. So I was happy.

I spilled my lunch. But I had galgoulz. So it was awesome.

I failed my history test. But I had galgoulz. So I didn’t mind.

5

the only thing that can save you from the worst day ever.

I had the worst day ever. But I had galgoulz. So it was okay.

My mom yelled at me. But I had galgoulz. So I didn’t care.

I got grounded. But I had galgoulz. So I was still happy.

6

the gift that keeps on giving. it never stops being awesome.

I got stuck with my brother. But I had galgoulz. So it was cool.

I had to clean my room. But I had galgoulz. So I did it with a smile.

I had to do chores. But I had galgoulz. So I didn’t mind.