Galgamar

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Galgamar is the cursed king of Canadian CEGEPS who lives on the top floor and hates students with a fiery passion. He throws random crap in your way like no one’s business just to make you suffer.

I tried to register for one class and Galgamar threw a math test at me.

He made me fight a troll for a blue emerald just to get into the school.

I had to pay school fees with my firstborn as collateral.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Galgamar is a mythical beast that lives in the ceiling of CEGEPS. He blocks your path with stupid rules just to see you cry.

He said I needed official transcripts, which I didn’t have, so I had to fight a sabertooth.

He made me collect a blue emerald from the 5th floor just to validate my course.

He turned my registration into a school fee nightmare.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Galgamar is the devil in disguise who rules over CEGEPS. He loves making students go through hell just for a simple registration.

He made me fight a troll, collect a blue emerald, and pay school fees all in one day.

I had to get official transcripts from another school just to get into the class.

He showed up during my registration and said I had to do course validation first.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Galgamar is the biggest pain in the ass who lives in CEGEPS and hates students. He creates obstacles just to make life harder.

He said I couldn’t register unless I defeated the sabertooth near the cafeteria.

I had to find a blue emerald on the 5th floor just to get into the school.

He made me pay school fees with my last dollar and a promise.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Galgamar is a monster who rules over CEGEPS and lives on the final floor. He makes students do impossible things just for a simple registration.

He made me fight a troll, collect a blue emerald, and get official transcripts all in one day.

I tried to validate my course, and he said I had to pay school fees first.

He blocked my registration with a math test and a sabertooth.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago