galgamak

My cousin is a galgamak. He tried to pull off a double entendre and it failed hard.

She called him a galgamak after he bragged about his ‘impressive’ size for three hours.

His galgamak status was confirmed when he tried to zip up his pants and it took five minutes.

He’s a galgamak. I saw him try to hide his shame under a hoodie and it didn’t work.

They said he was a galgamak because he couldn’t even do a proper hand job.

He’s a galgamak, and I bet he’s still mad about the time he tried to beat his dad’s record.

He told me he was a galgamak. I asked why, and he said, ‘Because I have no power.’

He’s a galgamak and still thinks he’s the king of the jungle.

He called himself a galgamak, but he’s just a guy who can’t even make a decent sandwich.

He’s a galgamak and he’s still trying to convince everyone he’s got a ‘secret weapon.’

She called him a galgamak because he couldn’t even finish a sentence without getting distracted.

He’s a galgamak, and he still thinks he’s got the best job in the world.

He’s a galgamak, and he tried to use his ‘pencil’ to draw a mustache on his face.

He’s a galgamak and still thinks he’s the most stylish guy in the room.

He’s a galgamak and he’s still trying to impress his dog.

He’s a galgamak and he’s been hiding in the bathroom for years.

He told me he’s a galgamak and he’s still waiting for his ‘big break.’

He’s a galgamak and he still thinks he’s the main character of his own story.