GALFU

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GALFU means you’re getting a little messed up. It’s not a problem. It’s a lifestyle.

I just GALFU’d after eating 10 cupcakes and watching a video about oysters. I now understand the ocean.

My date said they liked art. I GALFU’d and asked if they liked mud.

I GALFU’d before dancing to Beyonce. I now know the meaning of life.

GALFU is when you’re not quite drunk but you’re definitely not sober. It’s the happy place between embarrassment and greatness.

I GALFU’d while watching a video about oyster farming. I now think I can live in a shell.

I GALFU’d at my boring date. They asked if I was okay. I said, ‘I’m just slightly insane.’

I GALFU’d before singing to Rihanna. I now know I’m a star.

GALFU is when you’re just barely holding it together. It’s the moment you decide to stop being polite and start being loud.

I GALFU’d while eating funfetti cupcakes. I now know I can eat an entire box in one sitting.

I GALFU’d at my slightly insane date. I asked if they wanted to go to a farm. They said no.

I GALFU’d before dancing to Beyonce. I now know I can sing like a pro.