galfing

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A fancy word for a dog. Like if a dog had a suit and a job. You can use it for more than one dog if you want to sound fancy.
My neighbor’s galfing just ate my homework. Literally.
That galfing barked at my mom. I think it’s trying to take over the world.
There’s five galfings in my backyard. They’re plotting something.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The meaty part between your butt crack and your junk. It’s like the middle man of your butt and your junk. It’s also called a taint, but that’s for babies.
I got a rash on my galfing. It’s like my butt and my junk are fighting.
My galfing smells like old pizza. I don’t know why.
I showed my galfing to my friend. He laughed so hard he peed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who argues about everything, even the color of the sky. They also don’t poop for weeks and talk about it like it’s a badge of honor.
My galfing said the sky is blue because it’s a conspiracy. I don’t even know what that means.
He hasn’t pooped in two weeks. I think he’s trying to be a superhero.
He argued about the meaning of life. I just wanted to watch TV.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The spot between your junk and your butt. It’s like the back door of your junk. It’s also called a taint, but that’s just for babies.
I got a rash on my galfing. It’s like my butt and my junk are fighting.
My galfing smells like old pizza. I don’t know why.
I showed my galfing to my friend. He laughed so hard he peed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A dumbass who says stupid things and thinks they’re smart. They also mess up things that are super easy.
My galfing said the sky is blue because it’s a conspiracy. I don’t even know what that means.
He said the moon is made of cheese. I think he’s lying.
He spilled his juice on my shirt. I had to wear it to school.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A Roblox character who smokes a lot. If you see him, he’s probably puffing on a cigarette like it’s his last day on Earth.
That galfing smokes like he’s going to die tomorrow.
He just smoked five cigarettes in a row. I think he’s trying to kill himself.
He smokes so much, his voice sounds like a dragon.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone gets totally destroyed. Like when you get hit by a truck and you’re still not done being hit.
I got Galfed by my brother. He took all my snacks and my phone.
That galfing just got Galfed. He’s crying and his hair is on fire.
I got Galfed by my teacher. She took my lunch and gave me extra homework.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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