Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid idiot who talks like a brain-dead chicken and messes up stuff that’s totally obvious.

"Galf just said the sky is green," said my teacher, facepalming.

"Why is he still in school?" asked my friend, looking at Galf.

Galf tried to explain why 2+2=3 and failed, hard.

2

the ugly part of your body that’s stuck between your butt crack and your balls or snatch.

My brother called me a galf in front of the whole school.

I showed my galf to my crush and got laughed at.

My mom said I had a galf that looked like a raccoon’s tail.

3

a person who argues about everything, even things that don’t matter, and sometimes forgets to poop for weeks.

Galf argued with the teacher about why the sun is green.

He kept saying 1+1=3 and nobody believed him.

He didn’t poop for two weeks because he was too busy arguing.

4

the smelly spot between your junk and your butt, also called the taint, but that’s not as funny.

My friend showed me his taint and said it was a galf.

I told my brother he had a galf that smelled like old socks.

My teacher said the galf was the reason for the bad smell in the classroom.

5

a silly word for a dog, and if there are more than one, it’s galfs.

My dog is a galf, and my neighbor’s dog is a galf too.

My mom said we had three galfs in the house.

I called my dog a galf and got a wagging tail.

6

a Roblox character who smokes like a chimney and can’t stop, even if it kills him.

Galf inhaled smoke like it was going out of style.

He smoked so much he turned blue.

He tried to quit, but the galf came back stronger.

7

when you get completely and totally fucked, also called being galf’d.

I got galf’d by my math test and cried.

He said I was galf’d when I failed the exam.

My friend got galf’d and now smells like a garbage can.