Galexy

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Two people stuck together like a bad relationship, one is always hopeful, the other is already ready to quit, even though some dumbass said love would save them all, and it didn’t.
'I still believe in us,' said Ying, while Yang was already texting his ex.
'Love is the only thing that could save us,' said the dumbass, and then the relationship exploded.
Ying cried in the hallway, Yang just walked out and bought a sandwich.
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A phone that Samsung tried to make fancy, but it turned out more like a broken toaster, and it explodes every time you try to charge it.
'My phone just caught fire, and I'm still charging it.'
I tried to charge my phone, and now my kitchen looks like a war zone.
This phone is like a bomb, and I'm the one who lit the fuse.
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