Galesburg

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A trashy town in Michigan where everyone’s a redneck, they think they’re from Battle Creek, and the football team is so bad it’s like watching a goat fight a chicken.

I moved to Galesburg and got greeted by a raccoon wearing a dead raccoon hat.

My cousin got kicked out of Galesburg for trying to start a band called ‘The Rednecks’.

The football team lost to a group of cows from a nearby farm.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A town in Illinois that used to be cool because of Maytag and Butler, but now it’s just a bunch of railroads and people who can’t find a job.

My uncle still lives in Galesburg because he can’t find a job anywhere else.

I went to Galesburg and found a factory that used to make fridges, now it makes sadness.

The only thing that still works is the railroad and the people who still love it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A town where everyone’s either preggers, doing meth, or pretending they’re from Chicago and they’re gonna make it big someday.

My friend got pregnant in Galesburg and now she’s doing meth to forget about it.

The guy next door thinks he’s from Chicago and still wears a suit every day.

The whole town thinks they’re gonna be famous, but no one’s even heard of them.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a girl gives a guy head in a urinal and then he flushes it and douses her with water like she’s in a shower and it’s the worst thing ever.

I saw it happen in the bathroom and the guy got a standing ovation from the raccoons.

My brother tried it and got kicked out of the bathroom for life.

It was so bad, the school added it to the curriculum as a punishment.

by Slangipedia 12d ago