Gales Ferry

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A tiny town in Connecticut that everyone hates because it's just a stop between the crap of the Navy and the even crappier casinos.
I got stuck in Gales Ferry for 3 hours because the Navy was doing something stupid.
Gales Ferry is the reason I skipped the casino today.
I swear if I hear one more person say 'Foxwoods' I'll scream.
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A backwater town that's just a pit stop between the Navy's mess and the casino's mess.
Gales Ferry is the only place I've ever been that smells like Navy sweat and casino chips.
I drove through Gales Ferry and it was like driving through a pig pen.
Gales Ferry is the reason I almost crashed my car.
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A town so tiny it thinks it's important just because it's between the Navy and the casino.
Gales Ferry thinks it's the center of the universe because it's between the Navy and the casino.
I passed through Gales Ferry and it took 10 minutes to realize it was just a town.
Gales Ferry is like the middle finger of Connecticut.
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