Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

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A bunch of humans who can’t stop picking at their buttholes like they’re on fire.
My cousin went to the bathroom and came out with a napkin and a smile.
He texted me a photo of his hand and said, 'This is my life now.'
At the park, he started screaming, 'Why won’t this go away?!!'
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Kids who think sitting on a hot seat is a curse from the devil.
He got a burn on his butt and cried like a baby in a locker room.
He texted me, 'I can’t feel my legs anymore.'
He tried to run away from the restaurant and tripped on a chair.
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Humans who think their behinds are the most important thing in the world.
He tried to eat a sandwich with his butt in the air.
He asked the waiter, 'Do you have a butt menu?'
He sat on a chair and said, 'This is my throne.'
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Kids who think their buttholes are the key to happiness.
He took a selfie with his butt and said, 'This is my masterpiece.'
He asked me, 'Why do you laugh at me?'
He cried when his friend laughed at his butt.
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A group of people who live for pain and butt holes.
He screamed, 'This is the worst day of my life!' while sitting on a hot chair.
He texted me, 'I feel like I’m dying.'
He tried to run away and fell on the floor.
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Kids who can’t stop sitting on hot things like it’s their job.
He sat on a hot chair and said, 'This is my office.'
He asked the waiter, 'Can I have a hot chair for my lunch?'
He tried to work on his phone while sitting on a hot chair.
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