Galentine

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A friend who you send a valentine to, even though they're not your lover, because they're the only one who puts up with your crap.

Hey Lisa, I'm sending you a valentine because you're the only one who doesn't laugh at my bad jokes.

To my bestie, you're like my valentine and my therapist all in one.

I'm sending you a valentine because you're the only one who still talks to me after I yelled at you.

February 13th, the day you celebrate being free from love, because you’re still single and you're not sorry.

February 13th, I'm celebrating being single and not being stuck with a loser.

I'm ignoring Valentine's Day and celebrating Galentine’s Day like it's a holiday.

Today I'm eating pizza and being single, and I'm loving it.

When single ladies hang out on Valentine's Day and laugh at all the lovey-dovey people, because they're too cool for that nonsense.

I'm at the mall with my friends, laughing at all the couples and eating cupcakes.

Today I'm with my friends, not with any dumb boy.

I'm having a Galentine’s Day party and no boy is going to ruin it.

A day when girls get together with their besties and drink wine and mock the people who are still in love.

My friends and I are drinking wine and making fun of all the lovey-dovey people.

Today I’m celebrating with my bestie, and we’re not talking about boys.

I’m having wine and my bestie and we’re making fun of everyone who’s in love.

Lauren is a total idiot. She has zero friends and she yells at everyone. She’s the worst.

Lauren is so dumb, she yells at everyone and no one likes her.

Lauren is the worst, she’s a total idiot and she’s rude to everyone.

Lauren is the worst friend ever, and she’s so dumb it's embarrassing.