GalenaMinus

She tried to seduce me in the grocery line. I had to buy three cartons of milk just to keep my mind off her.

Her DMs are like a never-ending kinky text adventure. I’m halfway through and I’m already exhausted.

At the party, she had three guys fighting over her. I just laughed and walked out.

She sent me a photo of her in the library. I failed my test because I was too busy staring at her.

She asked me to be her lab partner. I got a B because I was too busy thinking about her kinks.

She whispered her kinks in my ear during a group project. I got a D because I was distracted.

She turned my coffee break into a sexy time. I got my coffee and a full-blown headache.

She texted me during church. I got kicked out and she got a standing ovation.

She brought her kinks to my family dinner. My mom asked if she was a witch.