galeiya

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Galeiya is a girl who's obsessed with gymnastics and looks like a goddess. She talks trash and acts like she's the only one who matters. She’s got curly hair and legs that could knock someone out. She'll correct you like you're in third grade and then cheer you up by throwing a tantrum.
"You're not even good enough to be my warm-up," she said while doing a backflip into my lunch."
"Why are you crying? I just told you the answer," she said, eating my last chip."
"You failed math? I failed life," she said, then did a handstand on my desk."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galeiya is a gymnast who thinks she’s the most beautiful person ever. She’s always talking and never shuts up. She has curly hair and legs that are longer than your average human. She’ll tell you you’re wrong and then make you feel better by yelling at the sky.
"You’re not even close to being cute," she said while doing a flip in my face."
"Why are you sad? I just insulted you," she said, then yelled at a pigeon."
"You failed? I failed the universe," she said, then did a cartwheel into my coffee."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galeiya is a girl who does gymnastics and looks like a supermodel. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a genius. She’ll tell you you’re wrong and then make you laugh until you cry. She shows up when you need her the most, even if she’s doing a million flips at the same time.
"You’re not even in my league," she said, then did a flip over my head."
"Why are you sad? I just told you you’re dumb," she said, then laughed at a pigeon."
"You failed? I failed your parents," she said, then did a flip into my homework."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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