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A mess so bad it makes your stomach turn and your brain shut off.
The food at the buffet looked like it came from a landfill.
My cousin’s hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown in it.
That sock was so dirty it had a life of its own.
2
Something so gross it makes you want to scream and throw up at the same time.
The gym floor after a workout looked like a crime scene.
My brother’s lunch was a mystery that should have been solved years ago.
That pizza had mold growing on it like it was a garden.
3
A thing so bad it could make a dog run away and a vampire cry.
The smell of that soup was like a thousand dead fish had exploded.
That yogurt was older than my grandma’s secrets.
The toilet paper was so crumpled it looked like a war zone.
4
A mess so bad it makes your eyes water and your nose run like a faucet.
That cereal was so old it had a mustache.
The trash can was full of things that should have been buried.
That sandwich looked like it had been hit by a truck and then left in the rain.
5
Something so gross it could make a king quit his throne and a dragon lose his fire.
That juice looked like it had been left in the sun for a month.
My sister’s face after she ate that pizza was like a horror movie.
That sock smelled like it had been in a swamp for years.
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