galeba

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my last name and it's from Poland. My grandpa said it means 'fat ass' and he's not wrong.

My grandpa called me a 'Polish pizza' because of my last name.

My cousin said 'Galeba' is the reason I can't fit into jeans.

My teacher wrote 'Galeba' on my report card next to 'needs to lose weight'.

Emma said it on Friends and now it's stuck in my head like a bad song.

I keep yelling 'Galeba' in my car during my commute.

My friend thinks I'm mad because I say 'Galeba' every time I pass a mirror.

I tried to explain it to my dog and now he barks at me.