Galeaz

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A twin brother who sucks your face like a vacuum cleaner. He’s got a tongue like a monster and uses it to rip your skin off. If he likes you, he might eat you and then throw you back up like a gross snack.
My Galeaz cousin licked my face so hard I had to go to the hospital.
He sucked my face until my nose was flat.
He ate my brother and then puked him back out like a bad breakfast.
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A twin brother who licks people to get his strength. He’s got a tongue that’s like a rubber band and can stretch around your neck. If you’re lucky, he’ll just chew you up and leave you alive.
My Galeaz uncle stretched his tongue around my neck and pulled me like a toy.
He chewed my friend and said it tasted like pizza.
He licks people to get his energy and doesn’t care if they scream.
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A twin brother who uses his tongue to attack you. He’s got a tongue like a snake and can swallow you whole. Sometimes, after he eats you, he pukes you back up and you become one of his dumb friends.
He swallowed my mom and puked her back out like she was a snack.
He used his tongue to choke me until I passed out.
My Galeaz brother turned my dad into one of his dumb friends.
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