Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Loving helmets so much you get hard-ons just looking at people wearing them

I saw that guy in full helmet and my pants got a little tight.

She walks into the room with a helmet on and I drop my coffee.

That helmet is so hot I could have kissed it.

2

When someone’s so into helmets they’d rather date a helmet than a person

He asked me out and I said I’d rather go with his helmet.

I turned down a guy because he didn’t have a helmet on.

She texted me a picture of her helmet and called it a date.

3

Being so obsessed with helmets you’d throw a hissy fit if someone took it off

She screamed when I took off my helmet in front of her.

He flipped out when I took his helmet and put it on my head.

I got yelled at for touching his helmet like it was sacred.

4

When helmets are your main turn-on and you can’t look at someone without one

I passed him in the hallway and couldn’t stop looking at his helmet.

She came in wearing a helmet and I forgot how to breathe.

I stared at his helmet so long I didn’t notice he was talking to me.

5

Getting so turned on by helmets you’d rather have sex with a helmet than a person

I’d rather have sex with that helmet than him.

She said she’d take my helmet over my hand any day.

I asked for a helmet instead of a hand job and got it.

6

When you’re so into helmets you’d fight someone for the right to wear it

He got into a fight over a helmet in the parking lot.

She challenged him to a duel just for his helmet.

I punched my friend because he took my helmet.