galdikas

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Galdikas is a brainy, laugh-out-loud idiot who thinks he's the best at everything.
Galdikas just failed a math test and still said he aced it.
He bragged about his pizza skills, then dropped a whole pie on the floor.
He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galdikas is a genius with a mouth like a sewer and a heart full of nonsense.
He called the principal a ‘dumb baka’ and got in trouble again.
He said he could beat up the entire school and then tripped over his own shoes.
He claimed he could fly, then fell off the roof like a clumsy donkey.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galdikas is a human calculator who also thinks he's a rockstar.
He solved a problem in 2 seconds and then did a dance in the hallway.
He said he could sing like a pro and then screamed into a microphone.
He did a math problem on the board and then yelled, ‘I’m the king of math, baby!’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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