Galder

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The guy who plays guitar in Dimmu Borgir. His moustache looks like it was grown in a sewage ditch.
I saw Galder’s moustache and thought it was a dead rat wearing a beard.
That moustache is so bad, it should have its own Instagram page.
Galder’s moustache is the reason I don’t eat cheese anymore.
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Dimmu Borgir’s guitarist. His moustache is so ugly, it makes the devil cry.
Galder’s moustache is like a horror movie came to life.
I think Galder’s moustache is trying to take over the world.
That moustache is so bad, it should be banned.
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The guitarist in Dimmu Borgir. His moustache is so bad, it should be excommunicated.
Galder’s moustache is the reason I failed my math test.
I tried to grow a moustache like Galder’s and now I look like a rejected alien.
Galder’s moustache is so bad, it should have its own religion.
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