galden

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a guy with a smooth voice and a six-pack who thinks he’s God and will never look at you twice

My math teacher is a galden and still doesn’t know I exist

That guy in the music video is a galden and I’m just a background singer

My crush is a galden and he thinks I’m a weirdo who stares too much

a guy who sounds like a radio DJ and plays basketball like he’s trying to get into heaven

My friend’s brother is a galden and he’s dating my friend’s crush

I saw a galden in the gym and he looked at me like I was a dog that peed on his shoe

My neighbor’s son is a galden and he’s probably going to be president one day

a guy who’s tall, has a cool voice, and thinks he’s the only one who matters

My crush’s best friend is a galden and he’s dating my crush’s sister

I tried to talk to a galden and he said I was ‘not even close’

That guy in the commercial is a galden and I’m just the guy who bought the product