Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A goat so bald it looks like it got hit by a hairdryer and a curse.

My goat is gald. It looks like it lost a bet with a barber.

This goat is so bald I think it’s trying to be a human.

That goat is gald. It’s like it was shaved by a angry raccoon.

2

A word used to describe someone who is a total waste of space and time.

You’re gey. I’ve seen better in a trash can.

That guy is gey. He’s like a broken toaster.

If being gey was a crime, he’d be in jail.

3

A person who is both ginger and bald and acts like it’s a superpower.

That guy is gald. He’s like a ginger bald eagle.

She’s gald and thinks she’s a legend.

He’s gald and thinks he’s the king of the world.

4

So rubbed it’s like your skin is screaming for mercy.

My back is gald. It’s like I sat on a hot pan and a sandpaper.

That kid is gald. He’s like a raw potato.

My hands are gald. It’s like I got tortured by a sock.

5

Ripped raw and treated like a piece of meat in a meat market.

That man is gald. He looks like he was beaten by a sandwich.

She’s gald. She’s like a raw chicken.

He’s gald. He’s like a piece of meat in a meat locker.

6

A coin used in a story, but it’s more like a cursed piece of metal.

That gald is cursed. It’s like it’s been through a war.

This gald is fake. It looks like it was made by a toddler.

That gald is magic. It’s like it can make you rich or poor.

7

A person who doesn’t respond to anything and leaves like they’re trying to make your life a nightmare.

That guy is gald. He’s like a ghost that doesn’t say goodbye.

She’s gald. She’s like a broken phone.

He’s gald. He’s like a ghost that left you in the dark.