galbraith

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A person who looks like a wet cat and thinks they're made of concrete
'You're a galbraith, I've seen fish with more confidence.'
'He tried to impress me with his biceps, but I saw through his lie.'
'She walked in like she owned the place, but she looked like she'd been dragged through a swamp.'
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A last name that usually comes from Scotland or Ireland, mostly redheads. If you're blonde, you're just a poor version of it.
'Why does everyone think I'm a Galbraith? I'm blonde, I'm not even close.'
'He's got the last name but not the hair, so he's a fake.'
'She dyed her hair red just to be cool, but she's still not a real Galbraith.'
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When you throw all 4 bean bags into the cornhole hole and laugh at everyone else's failure.
'He sank all 4 and didn't even blink, like it was nothing.'
'She did it with one hand tied behind her back, and still won.'
'He threw them like they owed him money and walked away smug.'
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A 70s superhero who had a dog that smelled like a fart and made sarcastic comments. He got fired in 2003 when he came out, now he's married to Robert Page and happy.
'He got canned for being gay, but now he's living his best life with Robert Page.'
'His dog was a walking fart and he still got a paycheck.'
'He was a legend, then got fired for being himself, now he's just happy.'
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