Galbo

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A redheaded, meaty arm man who drinks until he passes out, stares at people like they owe him money, and spends all day online looking for weird stuff to make him feel important.
RT @Galbo: I drank 12 beers and now I'm on the floor. I'm still important though.
Galbo just stared at me for 10 minutes. I'm scared.
Found a website that sells tiny little pigs. I'm buying 50.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A redheaded, bicep-filled man who gets drunk in hospitals, looks at people like they’re his enemies, and spends his time online doing stuff that makes no sense.
Galbo is in the hospital again. He probably bit a nurse.
He looked at me like I was his worst enemy. I'm not even his friend.
He bought a subscription to a website that gives you fake jobs. It’s a scam.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A redheaded, arm-ripped man who drinks too much, sneaks around like he’s trying to steal your life, and spends all day online looking for stuff that doesn’t matter.
Galbo just walked in and stared at me like I was a thief.
He’s been online for 8 hours looking for ‘mysterious vibes.’
He passed out in a hospital again. I think he’s trying to take over the world.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A redheaded, arm-bulky man who guzzles drinks until he’s unconscious, lurks around like he’s planning something, and spends his time online doing weird stuff that nobody understands.
Galbo drank 10 beers and now he’s sleeping in the hospital. Still planning something.
He lurked behind me for 5 minutes. I know he’s up to no good.
He bought a subscription to a website that sells fake medals. He thinks he’s a hero.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A redheaded, muscle-filled man who drinks until he falls over, stares at people like he’s trying to scare them, and spends all day online doing stuff that nobody cares about.
Galbo drank 15 beers and fell over in the hospital. Still scary.
He stared at me for 10 minutes. I think I’m his next target.
He spent all day on a website called ‘Weird Stuff for Important People.’ Still not important.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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