GalaxyHunter

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GalaxyHunter is a space-dwelling freak who hunts down stars like they're snacks and throws insults at black holes.

I saw GalaxyHunter eat a comet for breakfast. And he called it 'meh.'

He shot a supernova with a laser and said, 'That was weak.'

GalaxyHunter once challenged a black hole to a duel and won by screaming at it.

GalaxyHunter is a cosmic lunatic who chases stars like they owe him money and cusses at the moon.

He chased a star across the Milky Way just to tell it it was ugly.

GalaxyHunter cussed the moon so hard it got a bruise.

He ran into a nebula and yelled, 'I'm not lost, I'm just exploring!'

GalaxyHunter is a space outlaw who hunts stars like they're criminals and throws space trash at asteroids.

He arrested a star for being too bright and fined it a planet.

GalaxyHunter threw a bunch of space trash at an asteroid and said, 'That's for being annoying.'

He caught a comet in a net and yelled, 'You're coming with me!'