galaxy warrior

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a bunch of smelly cross-country runners who think they’re gonna rule the world one day, even though they still can’t run past the bus stop.

My coach says we’re the galaxy warriors, but I still can’t run past the bus stop.

These galaxy warriors think they’re gonna conquer the world, but they can’t even beat the mailman.

I’m a galaxy warrior, but I still can’t run past the pizza place.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

cross-country runners who think they’re gonna take over the world, but they still can’t even run fast enough to beat my dog.

They call us galaxy warriors, but my dog beats me every single race.

These galaxy warriors can’t even run faster than my grandma.

I’m a galaxy warrior, but my dog thinks I’m a joke.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a group of cross-country runners who swear they’ll rule the world someday, even though they still can’t run without tripping over their own shoelaces.

These galaxy warriors still can’t run without tripping over their shoelaces.

My shoelaces are the only thing standing between me and world domination.

I’m a galaxy warrior, and my shoelaces are my archenemy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago