Galaxy Mustache

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A total legend who’s so straight he’d punch the sun if it tried to flirt with him. Also NYX’s main squeeze who’s way too good for him.

You’re the Galaxy Mustache? No wonder you’re so confident. You’ve got the looks and the side chick from NYX.

If I had your swagger, I’d be dating a goddess and not my math teacher.

You’re the kind of guy who’d walk into a bar and everyone would immediately back down.

The ultimate man who’s so straight he doesn’t even know what gay means. And he’s got NYX eating out of his hand like a dog.

You’re the Galaxy Mustache? No wonder you’re so full of yourself. You’ve got NYX as your girlfriend and you don’t even know what gay is.

If I had your confidence, I’d be dating a goddess and not my history teacher.

You’re the kind of guy who’d walk into a bar and start a fight with the bartender.

A guy so straight he’d knock out a rainbow if it tried to be cool. And NYX thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.

You’re the Galaxy Mustache? No wonder you’re so smug. You’ve got NYX as your girlfriend and you’d punch a rainbow if it said hello.

If I had your attitude, I’d be dating a goddess and not my science teacher.

You’re the kind of guy who’d walk into a bar and make the whole place shut up.