galaxy minstrel

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How many candy bars you can cram under your skin without screaming like a baby or ripping your meat off. Most people can do three. If you can do six, you're a legend.

I ate seven Galaxy Minstrels under my skin and my mom heard me scream from the next town.

My guy tried to fit a whole bag in there and now he walks like a robot.

I told my brother he could fit four. He tried. Now he's stuck with a chocolate bar in there forever.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A test of manhood where you stuff candy under your skin until you're either a hero or a mess. Start with small candy. Don’t be a fool and go for the big stuff.

My friend tried to stuff Galaxy Minstrels under his skin and now he smells like chocolate and regret.

I told my cousin he could do five. He did six. Now he can’t sit down.

My brother ate so many he had to take a shower in chocolate.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

How much candy you can hide under your skin without passing out or looking like a meaty mess. If you can fit five, you’re a beast. If you do six, you’re a god.

I tried to do six and I passed out. My dog ate the candy and now he’s a chocolate monster.

My dad did seven and now he can’t stop talking about it.

I told my friend he could do four. He did six. Now he can’t stop laughing.

by Slangipedia 3d ago