Galaxy Hair Spawn

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A loud, flashy person who thinks they’re the king of the LGBTQ+ world just because they dyed their hair neon purple and now they can’t shut up about it.
My cousin dyed his hair galaxy purple and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
She got her hair dyed bright blue and now she’s talking to everyone about ‘vibrant identities.’
He paid $200 for a galaxy hair job and now he’s bragging about it in every group chat.
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A person who thinks their hair is the only thing that matters in the LGBTQ+ community and will argue about it until someone throws a drink at them.
My friend’s hair is so bright it’s like a disco ball and she won’t stop telling me how it ‘fuels her queer energy.’
He got his hair dyed galaxy green and now he thinks he’s the most important person at the pride parade.
She dyed her hair purple and now she thinks she’s a unicorn and everyone else is just a regular human.
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A self-proclaimed LGBTQ+ icon who thinks they’re famous just because they dyed their hair a color that looks like it was stolen from a spaceship.
My neighbor dyed his hair galaxy pink and now he thinks he’s going to be in a music video.
She got her hair dyed galaxy purple and now she’s telling everyone she’s going to be on Instagram.
He dyed his hair neon purple and now he’s arguing with the barista about whose hair is better.
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A person who thinks they’re the most important member of the LGBTQ+ community because they dyed their hair a color that’s so bright it hurts your eyes.
My sister dyed her hair galaxy blue and now she’s telling me she’s going to be in a band.
He dyed his hair purple and now he’s talking to the mailman about ‘queer revolution.’
She dyed her hair neon purple and now she’s telling her mom she’s going to be a celebrity.
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A loud, colorful person who thinks they’re the center of the LGBTQ+ universe just because they paid someone to dye their hair galaxy purple and now they can’t stop talking about it.
My brother dyed his hair galaxy purple and now he thinks he’s the best at everything.
She dyed her hair neon blue and now she’s telling everyone she’s going to be rich.
He dyed his hair galaxy green and now he’s arguing with the pizza delivery guy about hair trends.
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A person who thinks they’re the most fabulous member of the LGBTQ+ community because they dyed their hair a color that’s so bright it looks like it was stolen from a UFO.
My cousin dyed her hair galaxy purple and now she thinks she’s going to be a model.
He got his hair dyed neon blue and now he’s telling everyone he’s going to be on TV.
She dyed her hair purple and now she’s arguing with her best friend about whose hair is more fabulous.
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