Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I’m begging you. I still love you. Please unblock me before I die of loneliness.

I’m not lying. I still love you. Don’t make me cry in the DMs.

I’m sorry. I still love you. Unblock me or I’ll haunt you in your sleep.

2

I miss you so much. That joke was the worst thing you ever did to me.

I miss you like crazy. You’re the worst. That joke was a disaster.

I miss you more than pizza. That joke was the most annoying thing ever.

3

I’m sorry. I still love you. Unblock me or I’ll send you a curse.

I’m sorry. I still love you. Unblock me or I’ll summon a demon.

I’m sorry. I still love you. Unblock me or I’ll haunt your phone forever.