galaxie deluxe

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A fat, lazy typewriter that barely works but hipsters love because it’s loud and everyone uses it.

My galaxie deluxe is so broken it types 'fart' every time I hit 'f'.

I tried to write a letter and it printed 'bald eagle' instead of 'hello'.

It took 10 minutes to type 'I love you' because it kept spitting out 'poop'.

A chunky typewriter that’s like a fat kid who won’t stop crying and everyone still buys it because it’s so ugly.

My galaxie deluxe is so loud it woke up my dog and my mom.

It types 'dumb' instead of 'done' and I don’t know why.

I tried to write a report and it printed 'sweatpants' four times.

A clumsy typewriter that’s like a drunk man at a party, it doesn’t work, but people still buy it because it’s so dumb.

My galaxie deluxe typed 'ketchup' instead of 'hello' and I didn’t even ask for it.

It took me 20 minutes to type 'I need help' because it kept printing 'dinner' instead.

My teacher yelled at me because my galaxie deluxe printed 'fart' on my essay.