Galaxie 500

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A band that only needs three chords, three people, and the kind of energy that makes your mom’s basement look like a spaceship launching pad.
They turned a trip to the gas station for a coke and a twinkie into a full-blown rock opera.
They made a song about a snowstorm that was so intense, it felt like the sky was crying in a public bathroom.
They stared at walls like they were trying to hypnotize them and then yelled at you to be their tugboat captain.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A trio that takes three chords and turns them into a whole world, your room included, and then demands you be their tugboat captain in the middle of it.
They wrote a song about buying snacks at the gas station that made you feel like you were on a mission from God.
They made a whole song about a snowstorm that sounded like your brother’s tantrum on a Tuesday.
They sat in silence for ten minutes and then screamed at you to be their tugboat captain.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A band that can take three chords, three people, and a room, and turn it into a whole universe, then ask you to be their tugboat captain like it’s a real job.
They made a song about buying a coke and a twinkie that made you feel like you were on a space mission.
They turned a snowstorm into a song that was louder than your dad’s car stereo on full blast.
They stared at walls like they were trying to break them and then yelled at you to be their tugboat captain.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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