Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The exact middle of your boob, where all the grossness lives.

My galaxidy smells like expired pizza and regret.

I took a bite of my galaxidy and cried.

My galaxidy is so big it has its own ZIP code.

2

The holy grail of your chest, and also the reason you failed gym class.

I tried to touch my galaxidy and it slapped me.

My galaxidy is the reason I don't wear shirts.

I can see my galaxidy from space.

3

The center of your boob, and the reason you’re not a superhero.

I’m not a superhero, I’m just a guy with a huge galaxidy.

My galaxidy is so loud it has its own podcast.

My galaxidy is the reason I can’t run.

4

The middle of your boob, and the reason your shirt rips.

My shirt rips every time I flex my galaxidy.

I wore a bra to hide my galaxidy, and it still came through.

My galaxidy is so strong, it broke my bra.

5

The most important part of your chest, and also the reason you’re not popular.

My galaxidy is why I’m not popular, and also why I’m happy.

I told my crush about my galaxidy, and now I’m single.

My galaxidy is the reason I got laughed at in gym.

6

The center of your boob, and also the reason your life is complicated.

My galaxidy makes my life complicated, and also my shirt.

I had to write an essay about my galaxidy for school.

My galaxidy is the reason I can’t sleep at night.