Galaxia

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A Galaxia is a woman who looks like she just walked out of a galaxy and kicked your ass. She’s sweet one minute and a total nightmare the next. Every guy who dates her is a total idiot.
My ex is a Galaxia. She made me cry and then married my best friend.
That girl in class is a Galaxia. She smiles at me, then fails my test.
My mom is a Galaxia. She gives me advice, then yells at me for 3 hours.
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In Brazil, a Galaxia is like a galaxy, but way more awesome. When someone thinks they’re better than everyone else, they’re probably a Galaxia. They think they’re the top of the food chain and they’re right.
My cousin thinks he’s a Galaxia because he got a B in math.
My teacher called me a Galaxia because I raised my hand once.
That guy in the mall is a Galaxia. He bought 100 shirts and still thinks he’s the best.
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A Galaxia is a human version of a rainbow. She’s sweet, cheerful, and makes everyone around her happy. But don’t mess with her. She’ll make you cry.
My neighbor is a Galaxia. She gives me cookies and then tells me I’m fat.
My sister is a Galaxia. She helps me with homework, then laughs at my mistakes.
My friend is a Galaxia. She’s nice, but she will beat you up if you say her name wrong.
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