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A giant cosmic turd that smacks you in the face when you least expect it.
I looked up at the sky and it was just a big pile of poop.
The galaxy didn’t explode, it pooped.
That star was just a fart from the Galaxhole.
Galaxhole
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A hole in the universe so bad it makes your brain shut off.
I stared into the Galaxhole and forgot how to breathe.
My dog looked at it and ran into a wall.
Even the aliens took a vacation from it.
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A giant, smelly, universe-sized donkey that kicks you out of existence.
The Galaxhole kicked me into a black hole.
I was walking through space when it came out and pooped on me.
My spaceship got eaten by a donkey in the sky.
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A hole that’s so bad it smells like your brother’s gym sock after a month.
I smelled the Galaxhole before I saw it.
My nose was crying from the stench of it.
I had to take a shower just looking at it.
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A giant, angry, universe-sized fart that makes everything explode.
The Galaxhole farted and my planet exploded.
I was just eating a sandwich when it let one rip.
Even the sun got flung out of the way.
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A hole that’s so big and bad it makes your pants fall down.
I looked into the Galaxhole and my pants fell off.
My dog’s pants fell off too.
Even the moon got sucked into it and came out with a wedgie.